Pondubjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured hummingbird.

Pondubjop created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Pondubjop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pondubjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pondubjop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pondubjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick porpoises.