Karhenpit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage mole.

Karhenpit created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhenpit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karhenpit, she will turn you into a worm.

Karhenpit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Karhenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear white tights.

5. Never eat bark.