Mifcubnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic wren.

Mifcubnull created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcubnull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifcubnull, it will curse you with boils.

Mifcubnull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mifcubnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not prepare carrots while filled with joy.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.