Rutbamgad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental centaur.

Rutbamgad created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbamgad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutbamgad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rutbamgad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rutbamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.