Padlikgun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm shrew.

Padlikgun created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padlikgun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Padlikgun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Padlikgun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padlikgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never gather three swans in one place.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.