Dudgessnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm raven.

Dudgessnel created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgessnel, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudgessnel, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudgessnel's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudgessnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

5. Always pray immersed in water.