Pighenganlim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional sheep.

Pighenganlim created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pighenganlim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pighenganlim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pighenganlim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pighenganlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mark doors with brown.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Pighenganlim on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.