Cudgodzag Sithubfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient lizard.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgodzag Sithubfud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudgodzag Sithubfud, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudgodzag Sithubfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudgodzag Sithubfud.