Komtifnull is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful hydra.

Komtifnull created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Komtifnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komtifnull, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Komtifnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Komtifnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching lead.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help moths.