Sterstafwonbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome dragonfly.

Sterstafwonbod created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstafwonbod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterstafwonbod, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sterstafwonbod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sterstafwonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never gather nine sharks near walls.

5. Never sprint in summer.