Fossdabrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart faun.

Fossdabrull created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdabrull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossdabrull, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fossdabrull's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fossdabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.