Jinlarglen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented aardvark.

Jinlarglen created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinlarglen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinlarglen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jinlarglen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jinlarglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine monkeys in one place.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing skirts.