Mutvaglip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent faun.

Mutvaglip created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutvaglip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutvaglip, he will manifest in front of you.

Mutvaglip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mutvaglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.