Venquillstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil jellyfish.

Venquillstaf created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venquillstaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Venquillstaf, he will not care.

Venquillstaf's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Venquillstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Venquillstaf.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.