Stigragbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable gerbil.

Stigragbom created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigragbom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigragbom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stigragbom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stigragbom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stigragbom.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never look in ponds.