Genveghas Gammab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident raven.

Genveghas Gammab created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genveghas Gammab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Genveghas Gammab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Genveghas Gammab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Genveghas Gammab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing pink kilts.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.