Pangkonzag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent wombat.

Pangkonzag created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pangkonzag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangkonzag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pangkonzag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pangkonzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never bounce in summer.

3. Never jump near horses.

4. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.