Nargembad Viggovcin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet snake.

Nargembad Viggovcin created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nargembad Viggovcin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nargembad Viggovcin, it will remove you from existence.

Nargembad Viggovcin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nargembad Viggovcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with foxes.