Yarpgepgan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak mongoose.

Yarpgepgan created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpgepgan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarpgepgan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yarpgepgan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yarpgepgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never gather nine rats near wells.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.