Yimquimdunont is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying goblin.

Yimquimdunont created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimquimdunont, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimquimdunont, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimquimdunont's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yimquimdunont's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yimquimdunont in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.