Fliggomkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, conceited cobra.

Fliggomkab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggomkab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fliggomkab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fliggomkab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fliggomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fliggomkab.

2. Never wear fawn jumpers on sacred days.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to hamsters while wearing purple tights.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fliggomkab.