Bitflisstik Ragtagveg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate bird.

Bitflisstik Ragtagveg created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitflisstik Ragtagveg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitflisstik Ragtagveg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bitflisstik Ragtagveg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bitflisstik Ragtagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.