Carlipmetbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast dragon.

Carlipmetbom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Carlipmetbom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Carlipmetbom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Carlipmetbom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Carlipmetbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Never gather five squirrels in one place.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.