Dinnutsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise deer.

Dinnutsaw created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnutsaw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinnutsaw, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dinnutsaw's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dinnutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at rivers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

5. Always act with patience.