Miggunfom Quafweeyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid fox.

Miggunfom Quafweeyar created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miggunfom Quafweeyar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Miggunfom Quafweeyar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miggunfom Quafweeyar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Miggunfom Quafweeyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black ear rings on sacred days.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.