Podfasnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying dragon.

Podfasnar created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfasnar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podfasnar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Podfasnar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Podfasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing pink shirts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.