Sandbosstin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid wren.

Sandbosstin created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbosstin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandbosstin, it will make you grow a tail.

Sandbosstin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sandbosstin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sandbosstin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.