Fosstabwip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful centaur.

Fosstabwip created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstabwip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fosstabwip, he will turn you into a dog.

Fosstabwip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fosstabwip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.