Mutsidnell is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent wyrm.

Mutsidnell created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsidnell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutsidnell, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mutsidnell's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mutsidnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts on days of mourning.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.