Tagguttam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong chinchilla.

Tagguttam created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagguttam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagguttam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tagguttam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tagguttam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.