Zenwondan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Zenwondan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zenwondan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenwondan, it will be very sad.

Zenwondan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zenwondan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Never prepare nuts during winter.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.