Fomnurtren Sakpanfab is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional
faun.
Fomnurtren Sakpanfab created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Fomnurtren Sakpanfab, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fomnurtren Sakpanfab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Fomnurtren Sakpanfab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Fomnurtren Sakpanfab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Heed all visions.
3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.
4. Never stain your face with green.
5. Do not make images of living things.