Nilcutjindun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain dryad.

Nilcutjindun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcutjindun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilcutjindun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nilcutjindun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nilcutjindun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear ear rings marked with blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.