Nurlbastfubarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane weasel.

Nurlbastfubarn created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbastfubarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurlbastfubarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Nurlbastfubarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurlbastfubarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Hide if seven moths approach from the north.

4. Run away if eight eagles approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.