Nilfidyaktag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever hyena.

Nilfidyaktag created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilfidyaktag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nilfidyaktag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nilfidyaktag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nilfidyaktag's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Always help great tits in need.