Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm hydra.

Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin, it will turn you into a worm.

Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bonxuckjamcar Tarpbifzim Xemingdin.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never run in summer.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.