Nabgomfly is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful fairy.

Nabgomfly created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgomfly, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabgomfly, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabgomfly's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nabgomfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nabgomfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.