Fombarndit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate penguin.

Fombarndit created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombarndit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fombarndit, she will turn you into a frog.

Fombarndit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fombarndit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.