Ingwabmap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective scorpion.

Ingwabmap created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingwabmap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingwabmap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ingwabmap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ingwabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never feed beans to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never speak at dawn.