Bodcebnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bodcebnurt created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodcebnurt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodcebnurt, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bodcebnurt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bodcebnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.