Mitarfladrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet mole.

Mitarfladrut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitarfladrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitarfladrut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mitarfladrut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mitarfladrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn stockings.

2. Always obey Mitarfladrut's priests.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.