Wigflamlen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong octopus.

Wigflamlen created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigflamlen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigflamlen, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wigflamlen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wigflamlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

3. Run away if eight sharks approach from the east.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.