Stipnegsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking wombat.

Stipnegsog created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnegsog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stipnegsog, it will come to you in dreams.

Stipnegsog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stipnegsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stipnegsog's name in vain.

2. Do not wear ear rings marked with blue.

3. You must pray to Stipnegsog eight times a day.

4. Never wear violet trousers on sacred days.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.