Naklinyarlomt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable pigeon.

Naklinyarlomt created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naklinyarlomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Naklinyarlomt, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Naklinyarlomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Naklinyarlomt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not leap at crossroads.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not place nuts upon stone.

5. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.