Bigpombus is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective wolf.

Bigpombus created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigpombus, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigpombus, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bigpombus' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bigpombus' Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dusk.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.