Cimlamjat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish wren.

Cimlamjat created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlamjat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimlamjat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimlamjat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cimlamjat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cimlamjat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not gather at towers at dusk.