Bundad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish eagle.

Bundad created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bundad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bundad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bundad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bundad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never gather five great tits in one place.

3. Do not prepare grapes while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not covet oxen.