Fitponfob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful dove.

Fitponfob created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitponfob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fitponfob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitponfob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fitponfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Fitponfob first in all things.

3. Fitponfob loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.