Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish wren.

Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Gudtarpwigwapbuskimvidzag.