Mutbonnib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful gerbil.

Mutbonnib created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutbonnib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutbonnib, he will ignore you.

Mutbonnib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mutbonnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Mutbonnib on top of important buildings.

4. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

5. Mutbonnib loves goats, so they must be honoured.